Nose waxing & Penn & Teller bring the Rabbit from the Hat trick to life.

We say goodbye to Aristocrat Gary Owens, Penn is on King of the Nerds, & an interesting night for the Magic Bullets.

The gang tries snorting chocolate, then talk about building implosions, David Williamson, & Elsie the African Pygmy Elephant.

Our pal Mac King fills in for Goudeau & discusses his guiding principles for choosing which college to attend. Penn discusses what he likes about Hillary Clinton. He also defends Brian Williams & shares his own favorite lies. Appearances on Larry Wilmore, at SF Sketchfest & at an 80’s Father/Daughter dance are all addressed as well.

The new Dylan album, Vaccines, & Eve of Destruction vs. Dawn of Correction.

Penn visits the Titanic Exhibit & introduces his children to the Three Stooges. Lawrence Krauss kicks some non-scientific ass, & we talk about Steven Pinker’s The Better Angels of Our Nature.

Penn’s review of the movie Blackhat, & our feelings about the Pope’s insistence that “You cannot insult the faith of others.”

We aren’t brave enough to be Charlie Hebdo. We talk about Aristocrat Taylor Negron. An Aussie cardiologist joins us in Vintage Nudes, & Matt Donnelly teaches Penn how to do improv.

Our year’s end “Best of” list, fruit that will fuck you, & the 14 year anniversary of P&T at the Rio Hotel.

Penn explains why cutting people off in his car with his “ATHEIST” license plate is acceptable, & Matt gets the part of understudy as Christian Grey in “50 Shades of Grey. The Musical.“

Dolly Parton’s biscuits, The Interview, &the 20 year anniversary of the Magic Bullets trick

The 40 millionth visitor to Vegas. Matt auditions for 50 Shades of Grey: the Musical. The Sony Hack, & Penn visits a couple of live shows this week.

Chris Rock won’t work colleges. Charlie Todd from Improv Evolution calls in. Penn talks about the movie “Citizenfour.”

Penn discusses Elvis Costello & porn. Penn’s reveals his philosophy on pranks & also discusses Penn & Teller’s new elephant trick. Plus, Penn breaks down one-on-one experiences with Bob Dylan.

We say goodbye to Mike Nichols. Penn’s experience in an isolation tank. How to peel pistachios. Teller is a bad ass. We know there’s an annoying sound during the recording; sorry. Please don’t write about it.

Penn & the gang are back after a two week hiatus. Penn & Piff visit the Café Teaze bubble tea cafe in Vegas.

The New York Times publishes an article with Hand Job in it. Tina and Grayson Currin call in to talk about their fantastic protest signs. You can purchase a Sexy Ebola costume online and Brad Slingerlend teaches us about some of the new tech advances we can expect in the near future.

Penn gets a sunburn while contemplating whales in Hawaii, A member of the congregation meets THE Ron Jeremy and the answer to bad speech is more speech.

Piff the Magic Dragon visits and kills us dead.

Penn and the gang talk about the Pennsylvania teen convicted of blasphemy, Palindromes, turtles, snakes in hammocks, and Goudeau’s cruise trip.

An extensive interview with The Amazing himself.

Penn looks back on his days in the Toss-Ups, a pre-Penn & Teller punk rock juggling group. Penn examines the New York Times article on Gary Hart and America’s need of lithium. Plus: Director’s Cut, Wizard Wars, and the guy that went to jail for killing a rat.

Penn recaps the week on Director’s Cut and how much he hates running and likes kissing. Penn gives his daughter an action figure of himself and has the boys wonder about action figures of their own fathers, including “Dave Donnelly, Public Defender”. Penn tackles the freedom issues of prosecuting a teenager over his controversial photos with a Jesus statue

“Director’s Cut” news, Jennifer Lawrence and the photos, Pam Anderson visits Julian Assange.

Penn meets Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger. The first day of shooting on “Director’s Cut.” Penn breaks Geraldo Rivera’s chair. Joan Rivers, we love you.

Wizard Wars vs. Penn & Teller: Fool Us. Matt’s heartwarming story of his 9 months on St. John’s.

We talk about Robin Williams. Penn reveals Teller’s super power and John Whiteside, Messiah from the United Church of Bacon stops by to talk about Burning Man.

We reveal Penn works for the CIA. Drew Curtis, owner and CEO of Fark.com and Cyan Banister, CEO of Zivity.com stop by to tell us about Defcon 2014.

Penn and the gang talk about a guy trying to scam Penn at LAX, Ken Ham’s Ark Encounter tax incentive, Johnny Thompson’s 80th birthday party.

We talk with Matt Glowacki, camping, Secret Service, and Monty Python.

Penn sings with The Turtles, works on magic with Amazing Randi, Great Tomsoni, and Piff the Magic Dragon. Goudeau’s trip to Italy.

The guys talk about Joey Ramone, Zach Braff, and Penn’s new TV show, “Camp Stew.

Opie’s Anthony, Joan Rivers, and Penn speaks to the NSA.

Penn is back from a tour of England where he dines with Prince Charles and attends a Monty Python rehearsal.

Yeah, you heard me. Richard! Fucking! Dawkins!

A finalist in the Mars One project tells us about her decision to try to take a one way trip to Mars.

The gang talks about Penn’s trip to London, Goudeau’s trip to Japan, and the Owl Family Cafe’.

Penn and Matt take on Solar Fucking Roads and how a skeptic should be looking at them. Penn gives a major update on his movie, Director’s Cut. Penn questions whether we should rebuild cities that are destined to be destroyed again and how he got some aspects of global warming wrong on Bullshit. Plus, Penn & Teller are in Vegas 20 years. Penn discusses aspects of the decision to move to Vegas from NYC.

Mac King co-hosts and he and Penn talk about the dangers of magic. Also, “Tabbycat” visits.

Recorded live in Boston.

Song Poem expert Phil Milstein tells us about the origin of song poems.

A couple of weeks into his experiment, Ryan Bell visits Penn’s Sunday School.

Amazing Randi calls in. Clinical psychologist Dr, David Aboussafy visits in studio. Turns out we’re a mess.

Penn and the gang talk about Otto Peterson. Guests Rachel Bloom and Matthew Giltner visit.

Chef Jet Tila tells us about teaching Penn to cook.

Rich Ross tells us horror stories about cephalopods and Jay Frank tells us about the newest ways to monetize music.

Penn and the gang talk Berger’s Cookies, Jeremiah A. Denton, Jr, and family life in New England.

Fred Phelps, Penn burns himself in Austin, and end of life doctor BJ Williams stops by.

We’re taping a reality show and doing a podcast and talking about David Brenner. Goudeau reveals a childhood drama.

Penn takes the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory and everyone on earth hates Daylight Saving Time.

Penn offers a solution to the Arizona conundrum. The Steven Seagal and Penn appearance convergence. Joseph Sikorski visits to tell us about Tesla.

Topless Doughnuts, Arizona’s right to be assholes and Steve White stops by to tell us about log homes and the islands of the Philippines.

Penn talks about hosting a mendingkids.org event in LA and hanging with Tom Jones, Natasha Bedingfield, Mel Gibson, Sly Stalone, and Kiss. Eric Idle stops backstage at the P and T Theater. More name dropping than you thought was possible!

Our guys discuss Penn’s Father/Daughter dance, Miley Cyrus, the nature of art, and Clay Aiken’s run for congress.

Penn read his CNN article, ‘Beatles, Bootlegs, and Vermeer’ and the gang discusses what we want from a politician.

Penn and the gang visit Boston for coffee jello and boiled dinner.

Penn and friends discuss Ron Jeremy’s “Wrecking Ball,” honesty in art, Trace Adkins, Jerry Camero’s bottom deal, and congregation guest, Gary Watson drops by.

Edward Snowden, Ryan Bell, Florence Henderson, Ellen DeGeneres, Ben Stiller, Rachel Ray, all talked about, none of them showed up. Penn tells us about filming Rachel VS. Guy and his steak recipe. and Matt’s CES gig as the Cowardly Lion turns ugly.

Penn and Teller celebrate 13 years at the Rio. James Randi calls in and we talk cephalopod news with Rich Ross.

Goudeau is back from Finland. Penn tells about the Lou Reed celebration of life and says goodbye to Al Goldstein.

Comic Emo Philips share stories with us.

Man, do we got taxi stories and Newfoundland/Vancouver jokes. Penn addresses book and movie rumors about Amazing Randi. An audience member gets advice about how to be an Atheist parent. Special Bonus: Two very special guests on the ads, Moxie and Zolten!

Penn teaches the congregation his very successful form of self defense. Mandy Patinkin crazy is Penn’s kind of crazy. Sue Bryker-Parham reveals the details Upstate Atheists clash with one Christian Soup Kitchen. We bid farewell to Dustin.

Penn interviews and catches up with his oddly close old friend LOD. Can they both leave the conversation a liberal or both leave a libertarian? We hear about O’ Donnell passing up a chance to make millions of American dollars in DC and we get a behind-the-scenes perspective into The West Wing, Senator Moynihan’s career and LOD’s MSNBC show.

Penn interviews and catches up with his oddly close old friend LOD. Can they both leave the conversation a liberal or both leave a libertarian? We hear about O’ Donnell passing up a chance to make millions of American dollars in DC and we get a behind-the-scenes perspective into The West Wing, Senator Moynihan’s career and LOD’s MSNBC show.

Penn, Matt talk with Dustin about his recent gig in China and surviving life there as a round eye. Penn discovers that making movies and making friends are not mutually exclusive. Penn reveals his dad’s early showbiz advice and returns the favor when he meets a young 9 year magic genius, Alex Newberg backstage at the Rio.

Penn and Matt discuss gays rights and free speech with ‘Kindly Inquisitors’ author Jonathan Rauch. Penn has more issues with popular music lyrics and a major beef with the FDA. Dr. Ed comes on to chat about cancer and heart disease from the frontier of modern medicine.

Taped at the Huge Improv Theater in Minneapolis.

Penn tells some Lou Reed stories.

Penn learns to cook for TV. Movies that suck the life out of us, and Matt the Mailman.

Lenny Bruce, Malala, The Led Zeppelin, and a victim of John Edward gets a tough lesson.

Adam Rifkin visits to talk about his movies and working with Penn on ‘Director’s Cut.’

Our 1st Amendment Bob Corn-Revere talks about revenge porn. Penn meets the world’s greatest drummer, and Jonesy visits to tell us about his new album.

Penn Jillette, Michael Goudeau, Matt Donnelly, and Dustin Knouse talk to special guest Bobby Moynihan, Listen to Penn pitch his new film on FundAndything.com, Director’s Cut, and more Congregation News!

Greg Gutfeld tears us a new asshole.

Penn and the gang talk about Syria, Cinderella’s slippers, and Foundation Beyond Belief.

“Tim’s Vermeer” opens in Telluride. Penn meets Salman Rusdie, and Penn and Teller’s first attempt at self promotion goes horribly wrong or right.

Penn, Matt and Dustin address the bullshit of manipulating language to make your point, talk with John Whiteside from the United Church of Bacon, and ask who applies for a job at the NSA?

Really, it’s Carrot Top. The title didn’t clear that up?

Penn, Goudeau, Matt Donnelly, and Dustin Knouse discuss a priest that makes the fire department appear, a fed in a Gorilla suit, and how there seems to be a difference between male and female mutilation.

Penn has a car accident, 50 Shades of Grey replaces the bible, and Penn has a new movie coming out!

We talk about Weiner, sexting, People Chow, and Banana slugs.

CPAP complications,Monkey Tuesday, travel to Mars, surgery to extend your lifeline, and banana slugs.

Penn teaches Dustin and Matt how to speak in present tense for reality shows, discusses whether Johnny Depp can wrestle 10 turkeys to death, Bacon and Doughnuts, the amazing Pilobolus “dance” show in NYC, and can a turtle tell a great joke?

The 3rd Amendment’s first Supreme Court case, a couple of movie reviews, and mustard.

We talk crazy ants, Paula Deen, the new Atheist monument, and more.

The gang talks about why Bullshit didn’t do shows on Islam or Scientology, and Penn answers some listeners’ questions.

Penn and the gang talk about Penn’s crazy ass friend Frank and also discuss father stories. Plus, who has more to hide Penn or Obama?

Bobby Slayton gets all Bobby Slayton on us.

James Randi stories, The Amazing Meeting, the No God Band, and David Copperfield’s magic museum.

Howard Kaylan tells us about The Turtles, Zappa, Flo & Eddie.

Jim Norton teaches us we should hide our wallets before being blown by a hooker.

The last week of Celebrity Apprentice news is finally here!

Penn talks to Amazing Randi, then about spending 17 hours a day with Gary Busey.

The difference between cynicism and skepticism.

Penn talks Celebrity Apprentice trash. Matt’s gonna be a father!

Penn dishes some Celebrity Apprentice insider dirt.

1st Amendment attorney Bob Corn-Revere talks about the arguing in front of the Supreme Court.

Chocolate Bunnies, the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Celebrity Apprentice, and we’re going to Minnesota.

We talk Celebrity Apprentice news and visit with author, stripper, yoga instructor Laila Lucent.

Drew Carey stops by. We narrow the PSS Visits Your Town contest to 3 spots.

Larry Gatlin is our guest.

We discuss the upcoming episodes of Celebrity Apprentice All Stars.

How not to win women. The Bios Urn, Denny’s and another round of ‘Bring PSS to your town.’

Should we tape a Sunday School in your city? And it’s “Cephalopod Sunday,” with biologist/juggler Rich Ross.

Peter Noone, Obama and the drone killings, and parenting tips from Penn.

Teller tells us a little P and T history.

A species of spider is named after Penn. What to eat when you don’t have time to eat.

Penn and Teller celebrate 20 years in Vegas. Also, we scoop Discovery Channel on giant squid and discuss Glenn Beck’s claim of being Libertarian.

What does it cost for George Clinton brings the funk?

Gilbert Gottfried tells Penn and Goudeau how he got into comedy.

Penn takes sides on the white house petition to deport Piers Morgan. Former Apprentice contestant Jenn Hoffman and Penn explore the major differences of being on Apprentice versus Celebrity Apprentice. In the news, some nut believes horses “cure” homosexuality. Briefly, Penn sums up the movies, concerts and books he took in for 2012.

Serious talk about parenting advice, dessert, and evaporated milk.

Matt Harding from wherethehellismatt.com tells stories about the good and bad parts of world travel.

Penn discusses what happened to the candy apple versus the caramel apple, showbiz advice he got from Mrs. Cosby, The kind of sex in China he won’t even go near, and is a cornish game monkey big enough to fuck?

Penn recalls talking to members Monkees about Sugar’ing and art but mostly Sugar’ing. Is there really a war on christmas? Christians should wear mistletoe on the ass or tattoo Merry X mas on their dicks if their is. Monkeys introduce “sneak sex” to the science community.

Penn’s cry for help.

Penn tells personal stories from his new book.

Penn interviews his hero and mentor, Amazing Randi.

Interview with Paul Provenza during The Amazing Meeting 2012.

George Takei tells us about his childhood in Japanese Internment camps during WWII.

Billy West performs some of his character voices from Futurama, Ren and Stimpy, and more.

Krauss tries to explain advanced physics to monkeys.

We talk David Blaine, electricity, and 11th century porn.

Blasphemy Day, Biologist Heather Wright tells us about skinny pigs, and intellectual piracy

Bacon is bartered for show tickets, Po Po Ahead, and some Monkey Tuesday.

Talk with John the super atheist, an ex Amish, and Penn and Teller nuked Vegas.

Bill Nye calls in to talk about evolution and other fun.

Myth Buster Adam Savage talks about Bubbles the Chimp.

Neil Armstrong, Song Poems, and questions that will get you laid.

With guests Gilbert Gottfried, Biologist Rich Ross and Atheist Philanthropist Todd Stiefel.

Penn discusses Curiosity’s Mars landing, Baboons, and Juggling.

Penn claims he can tell the difference between a sugar glider and a tin can.

Billy West visits. We talk to Naked TSA Guy, John Brennan, and British Bonobos.

Penn interviews the legendary actor/song writer Paul Wiliams. Penn also discusses recent burn victims from Tony Robbin’s fire walks and his own dipshit experience

Penn and the gang field questions from a live audience at TAM.

If you don’t believe in God, what’s to stop you?

Anechoic Chambers and the missile chamber adventure, Obama’s BFD, Monkeys, Atheists, and conversions.

P&T get a star on Hollywood Blvd. Grocery bagging tips, and Cowboy Monkey Rodeo.

The Amazing Randi, The Amazing Meeting, Amazing Stinging Squid Sperm, and God Hates Figs.

Penn talks about Hannity, TSA, and apologies to the Osmonds.

Penn, Goudeau, and Dustin discuss NY’s large sugary drink ban and Lou Reed’s Underground Velvet Spider.

The world’s most hypocritical man admits his flaws and begs for understanding.

Gilbert Gottfried performs his incredibly accurate impersonation of old Groucho Marx.

Penn, Goudeau, and Dustin tell some mom stories, talk about gay marriage, yell at Obama and all politicians for marijuana laws, and laugh about the documentary film, ‘Project Grizzly.’

Penn, Goudeau, and Dustin talk about new breast implants, giant deviled eggs, Keira Knightly, and we say “goodbye” to Goober.

The release of the video for ‘Clay Aiken, by Penn Jillette’ by Penn Jillette, fun at the county fair, an exorcism attempt, and the week’s news from Thailand.

The WORLD PREMIERE of Penn Jillette’s new song, ‘Clay Aiken by Penn Jillette.’

Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau get Mac King to tell a couple of horrible show business stories.

Penn Jillette, Michael Goudeau and Dustin Knouse talk about art, fishing, and in vitro fertilization.

Gilbert Gottfried, Penn Jillette, and Michael Goudeau laugh for 90 minutes.

Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau discuss Penn being pulled over for checking e-mail at a stop light, the Reason Rally, jury duty, and baboons.

Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau discuss the Dharun Ravi verdict, suicide, TSA, and monkeys.

Penn, Goudeau, and Emery Emery talk about Kennedy’s suggestion that Atheism is a religion, monkeys, and last week’s events on Celebrity Apprentice.

Penn, Adam Carolla, and Arsenio Hall swap stories about Celebrity Apprentice and life.

Penn talks about his decision to call the show Sunday School.

Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau discuss the week’s news, talk about monkeys, Celebrity Apprentice, and anything else.