i'll write this like im talking to penn. i know im a bit late but im trying to catch back up with your shows penn, im a libertarian atheist, recovering from casual roman catholicism what a load of shit. anyway, i heard you talk about human chow, i completely agree, ive thought about it before. and i did see that futerama episode where fry eats "bachelor chow".  i am also a huge HUGE fan of mouthfeel, folks if you dont know what mouthfeel is, let me start by saying you will want to keep your teeth in as pristine condition as possible for as long as possible for this very reason. for example- just try chewing crackers not with your teeth but balance them vertically and try to crunch them down with your gums. it may be hard, but i think you will get the point, you will loose some mouthfeel in the joy of eating if you loose even one tooth. so please take exceptional care of your teeth. mouthfeel is the pleasure sensation you get when you sink your teeth into your food, for example- filet mignon(*filay minyon*, aka: a good steak) or cheese and crackers or whatever you enjoy, you may enjoy the flavor, but id say if you didnt have mouth feel you would miss it terribly and wish you had your real teeth back. anywho, yes, penn please make human chow. ideally nonprofit would be best and then we can crank out this nutritious moderately appetizing perfectly balanced food substance for lower cost for cheap people like me. thanks again for all that you do, i will forever scribble out "god" on our u.s. monetary. i fucking hate god being shoved down our taxpipes. and i fucking hate how we have to pay the government so much money so that they can get bigger and bigger and waste more and more of our freedoms, resources, time, money and pleasure of life. and then turn around and do very very bad things against all of us. it makes me so mad that i cannot think about it if i want to try and enjoy lifes distractions.
thank you penn, thank you to all of the folks who run the show. thank you!

i'll never forget: "please understand its a bad idea to crack your baby's not formed bones 'at baby twistin motherfucker makes me angry scared and depressed."
-penn jillette

oh, and i pre-ordered your book every day is an atheist holliday way back when, and i also have god no! and the first 23 seasons of bs. (however im a very lazy reader with a.d.d. so, i'll get to it eventually)

also also: penn, if you haven't heard of him im sure you'd love the phil hendrie show please check it out. there's a phil hendrie podcast but the show is worth the subscription. phil hendrie does not advertize that he is a genius voice actor who hosts a radio show in L.A. and he has a real phone line hooked in with his host mic, and a switch to quickly switch back and forth between host and guest, guest takes absurd stance on hot button issue of the week and host and guest(same guy, phil hendrie) argue back and forth and get callers calling in to straighten out the "guest" and that is when the fun really begins!!!!! you gotta check that out. cheers.

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